Greg's Contract Talks Break Down

We're sorry to report tonight that at 12:30am Tuesday, contract negotiations have broken down with Greg's agent. It seemed as though the talks were progressing very nicely. The term and the base salary amounts had been agreed upon and it really was a matter of dotting the i's and crossing the t's until Greg appeared on Fox News. In the segment Greg was asked his opinion on the proposed $250B bailout of the U.S. banks by the Treasury Department to which he responded quite eloquently that he was in favor of it to a point. No doubt the point at which his bank account ceases to be FDIC insured!

Once the clip was viewed by his agent, all talks were stopped so that he could confer via cell phone with his client. No further details were supplied, however, Greg's agent did relay ONE request from Greg, which was to change his nickname from "Meatball" to "Hollywood".

No doubt, Meat......er.......Hollywood is going to ask for more money. We hope that this TV appearance doesn't go to his head too much. We would hate to see him price himself out of the market.